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starkidindustries:

the media is confused

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url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

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dereksmcgrath:

Oh no, he’s become self-aware.

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cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

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for vulcany

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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chaniatreides:

their ongoing mission: to boldly interfere where no one has interfered before (just don’t tell starfleet)

intro—paint it like you stole it; jim kirk—u can’t touch this; spock—i’m too sexy; nyota uhura—girls; leonard mccoy—calling doctor love; hikaru sulu—shut up and drive; interlude—move bitch, get out the way!; pavel chekov—starships; carol marcus—my milkshake (remix); montgomery scott—i’m on a boat; nurse chapel—my heart will go on; john harrison—one way or another; epilogue—clique

{{LISTEN}}

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renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

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pembroke:

i am emotionally compromised

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